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Hello,

We at Bell Team Realty pride ourselves in going the extra mile for our customers. That even extends to putting a smile on your face. That is why we are sending you this email.

The content below is what we call the 'Happy Monday' content. It is a collection of funny videos, cartoons, jokes, etc. that are designed to put a smile on your face and get your week started off on the right foot. We will send this email every Monday.

Our hope is that we can take a little stress off of your shoulders and bring a smile to your face. Please give us your feedback.

P.S. Thanks for being among our group of friends.

Sincerely,

Bell Team Realty
8 Paintedcup Court
The Woodlands, TX 77380

281.918.4711 cell
judy@judybell.com
www.bellteamrealty.com


The Happy Monday email starts here!

Video of the Week

Amazing Crow...Using a tool is one thing. Improving it is another! Pretty smart bird. You wil be amazed.

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Cartoon of the Week
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Joke of the Week

I Know What You Are Thinking
The weather was very hot and this man wanted desperately to take a dive in a nearby lake. He didn't bring his swimming outfit, but who cared? He was all alone. So he undressed and got into the water.

After some delightful minutes of cool swimming, a pair of old ladies walked onto the shore in his direction. He panicked, got out of the water and grabbed a bucket lying
in the sand nearby. He held the bucket in front of his private area and sighed with relief.

The ladies got nearby and looked at him. He felt awkward and wanted to move. Then one of the ladies said: 'You know, I have a special gift, I can read minds, and I know what you are thinking.'

'Impossible', said the embarrassed man, 'You really know what I think?'

'Yes', the lady replied, 'Right now, I bet you think that the bucket you're holding has a bottom.'"


  Judy & Richard Bell
Bell Team Realty
8 Paintedcup Court
The Woodlands, TX 77380
281.918.4711 cell
judy@judybell.com
 
 
www.bellteamrealty.com
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