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You Can't Gobble Me!

Straight from the Turkey's mouth...Happy Thanksgiving!

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The 6 Phases of Work
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Some Oneliners to Kick Start Your Day with a Smile!

  • My husband and I divorced over religious differences. He thought he was God and I didn't.
  • I don't suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it.
  • Some people are alive only because it's illegal! To kill them.
  • I used to have a handle on life, but it broke.
  • Don't take life too seriously; No one gets out alive.
  • You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me
  • Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.
  • Earth is the insane asylum for the universe.
  • I'm not a complete idiot -- Some parts are just missing.
  • Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.
  • God must love stupid people; He made so many.
  • Consciousness: That annoying time between naps.
  • Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?
  • Being 'over the hill' is much better than being under it!
  • Wrinkled Was Not One of the Things I Wanted to Be When I Grew up.
  • A hangover is the wrath of grapes.
  • A journey of a thousand miles begins with a cash advance.
  • Stupidity is not a handicap. Park elsewhere!
  • They call it PMS because Mad Cow Disease was already taken.
  • He who dies with the most toys is nonetheless DEAD.
  • A picture is worth a thousand words, but it uses up three thousand times the memory.
  • Ham and eggs...A day's work for a chicken, a lifetime commitment for a pig.
  • The trouble with life is there's no background music.
  • The original point and click interface was a Smith & Wesson.
  • I smile because I don't know what the hell is going on.


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